Please, fix our problem. Here's a vague description with no real information. No, you can't have access to the machine where the problem is happening. Yes, it started a week ago and we're only just now telling you, but we want it fixed immediately.
Aside: Yeah, different avatars == confusing. At first I thought Duckpuppy's rant was yet another mood of Regolith; I had to actually read to find out that that wasn't the case at all. Maybe we should have some sort of color coded bar with the ranter's name across the top of each rant? (Or maybe that would look stupid; I'm just throwing out ideas here.)