Apparently, I'm supposed to "talk about how NP's not naked!" Closer is the worst movie i've seen in a theatre this year. Going in, I thought even if it ended up stinking I'd get to see Natalie Portman naked, but it didn't even have that! I don't know why she's so worried about; it's not as though anyone who wants to see her hasn't seen the pictures in the british tabloids. To top things off, they didn't even use the good song from the stinking trailer, but they used the crappy one at the start and end!
Also, ever since Xuanwu started writing for OO, it has pretty much sucked. I can't believe this current 'game' is going to go on for several more comics. And the phrase 'first game' implies there are going to be more. Erg.